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I Swapped My Brother on the Internet by Jo Simmons – Blog Tour Book Review

Synopsis

‘I can get a new brother? On the internet?’ Jonny muttered. ‘Oh sweet mangoes of heaven!’

Everyone has dreamed of being able to get rid of their brother or sister at one time or another – but for Jonny, the dream is about to become a reality with SiblingSwap.com! What could be better than someone awesome to replace Ted, Jonny’s obnoxious older brother.

But finding the perfect brother isn’t easy, as Jonny discovers when Sibling Swap sends him a line of increasingly bizarre replacements: first a merboy, then a brother raised by meerkats, and then the ghost of Henry the Eighth! What’s coming next?! Suddenly old Ted isn’t looking so bad. But can Jonny ever get him back?

About the author

Jo Simmons began her working life as a journalist. Her first fiction series for children, Pip Street, was inspired by her own kids’ love of funny fiction, and two Super Loud Sambooks followed. In addition to children’s fiction, she co-wrote a humorous parenting book, Can I Give Them Back Now?: The Aargh To Zzzzzz Of Parenting, published by Square Peg. Jo lives in Brighton with her husband, two boys and a scruffy formerly Romanian street dog. I Swapped My Brother on the Internet is her first book for Bloomsbury.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/joanna_simmons

About the Illustrator

Nathan Reed has been a professional illustrator since graduating from Falmouth College of Arts in 2000. He has illustrated Christopher Edge’s How to Write Your Best Story Ever and the Elen Caldecott’s Marsh Road Mysteries Series. His most recent picture book is Samson the Mighty Flea by Angela McAllister. He was shortlisted for the Serco Prize for Illustration in 2014. When he’s not illustrating he can be found with his two boys and a football on Peckham Rye Common.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/nathanreed_illo

Website: http://www.nathanreedillustration.com/

What I thought

From the phrase Oh sweet mangoes of heaven, to this sentence in praise of naps, I knew I was going to love this fun and charming book.

Of course I love and adore my sister and never once wanted to swap her!!! Um… whilst that is true now when we were younger we fought so much that I’m sure both of us may have been tempted to try the service offered by Sibling Swap. Johnny and his brother Ted have just had a fight when he spots their advert and he fills out the form not really thinking about the consequences. What follows is a series of swaps with siblings that aren’t quite what he’d bargained for. I think my favourite was the ghost of Henry the Eighth and adults will love the little history nods in that section. And if you are a fan of 80s film Splash you’ll love Mervyn the Merboy.

Kids are going to love the silliness, burping, adventure but mostly… The Hanging Pants of Doom!!!

The story was naturally far fetched – especially the Mum’s reaction to her missing older son- but it made me smile a lot and comes to the inevitable realisation that perhaps our siblings aren’t altogether bad after all.

Definitely one to read out loud at bedtime with the whole family enjoying. (Note – parents may wish to study Meerkat noises before reading).

Now – which one is Fred and which is George again?

Thanks to Faye Rogers and Scholastic for the copy of the book for the purposes of this honest review.

Zenith by Sasha Alsberg and Lindsay Cummings – Blog Tour Book Review

This post is part of the Zenith blog tour. Do check out the other stops.

Synopsis

WHEN THE UNIVERSE NEEDS SAVING

THERE’S ONLY ONE GIRL FOR THE JOB

Most know Androma as a powerful mercenary whose reign of terror stretches across the Mirabel Galaxy. To those aboard her glass starship, Maurauder, however, she’s just Andi, their friend and fearless leader.

But when a routine mission goes awry, the Maurauder’s all-girl crew is tested as they find themselves in a treacherous situation- and at the mercy of a sadistic bounty hunter from Andi’s past.

As the Maurauder hurtles towards the unknown, and Mirabel hangs in the balance, the only certainty is that in a galaxy run on lies and illusion, no one can be trusted.

What I thought?

Zenith is book one of The Androma Saga and it has definitely whet my appetite to keep reading.

I am not familiar with either author’s other work in terms of either writing or YouTube so it was nice to come to this fresh with no real preconceptions.

What I did find was a book that seemed to be influenced by a lot of other YA and pop culture I’ve loved. The prison break aspect of Six of Crows, a pinch of Divergent, a Ship of Firefly roguishness, even a Handmaid’s tale feel, and a Potter reminiscent team nickname.

The book starts with a Prologue and then continues with chapters each headed up from a different character’s point of view. The characters we hear from are the main series protagonist Androma (Andi aka The Bloody Baroness), Klaren (a historical character), Dex (the Bounty Hunter from the synopsis and Andi’s ex), Lira (Andi’s crewmate and best friend), Nor (The Queen of a planet that holds a tentative peace with the rest of the galaxy) and Valen (the mission!).

Very spacey chapter headers

Here comes my first issue with the book. I was fine with the amount of POV characters given the scale of the story and would have even liked to hear from the other two crew mates. However the book breaks its own rules. It sets up each chapter clearly with whose point of view it’s meant to be from and for some reason in a couple of Dex’s chapters we get a switch to Andi’s point of view that is entirely unnecessary and does momentarily take you out of the story.

The other issues I had were that there was frequent repetition of concepts and thoughts such as Valen’s thirst for vengeance and Andi’s guilt over an event that occurred in the past. Whilst it is true that the more we returned to these thoughts the more the ideas and action behind them became clearer, and it is true that people do become fixated on issues, I think a few incidences could have been edited out. And there was definitely no need to keep stating the colour of Andi’s hair so frequently. White blond with purple – which to be fair does sounds like a pretty cool look. There was also a few clunky phrases such as ‘downing half a bottle in one sip’.

But, equally there was some great use of phrasing including the particularly disgusting reference to ‘palm juice’ which made me feel quite queasy but that really worked in context.

Above all I loved the Maurauders. The relationship between the all-girl crew of Andi, Lira, Gilly and Breck was what I enjoyed most about the book. Gilly is such a firecracker and so young that I was drawn to her story in particular and would love to hear from her point of view in future books. I also thought the blend of femininity and violence within them worked well and that, although the girls were total badasses, they could also get very excited about pretty dresses. The relationships between all of the characters was what drove the plot and what made the issues I had with the book easy to overcome.

I’ve seen reviews saying that the worldbuilding was sloppy but personally I thought this was another strength and I loved the inclusion of the historical perspective from the distant past as well as Andi’s more recent past and the idea that all the characters are running away from things we know they are going to need to face. The whole world history and individual character experience also pull together in a dramatic conclusion. The Zenith of the title takes a while to materialise but when it does you feel its impact.

This book is a great mash up story – a space opera – with such scope for character development. I had a few issues with the editing but the plot is clever, the characters complex and it’s really a lot of fun. I’d love to see it filmed, it’s very cinematic and would make a great tv series. Now can someone tell me when book two is due out?

Zenith book cover

Thanks to HQ for the finished copy for the purposes of this review. Opinions are as ever my own.

Wicked Like a Wildfire – Lana Popović (2017 Debut Authors Bash)

I am pleased to be hosting an interview by author Lana Popović today. Her debut novel Wicked Like a Wildfire is a sumptuous fantasy that I received a copy of in Fairyloot this year. The writing is exquisite and I loved the female relationships in the story. It also includes LGBT+ rep, flowers and food!

Synopsis

All the women in Iris and Malina’s family have the unique magical ability or “gleam” to manipulate beauty. Iris sees flowers as fractals and turns her kaleidoscope visions into glasswork, while Malina interprets moods as music. But their mother has strict rules to keep their gifts a secret, even in their secluded sea-side town. Iris and Malina are not allowed to share their magic with anyone, and above all, they are forbidden from falling in love.

But when their mother is mysteriously attacked, the sisters will have to unearth the truth behind the quiet lives their mother has built for them. They will discover a wicked curse that haunts their family line—but will they find that the very magic that bonds them together is destined to tear them apart forever?

Interview with the author

Lana studied psychology and literature at Yale University, and law at Boston University. She is a graduate of the Emerson College Publishing and Writing program and works as a literary agent with Chalberg & Sussman, specializing in YA.

Lana was born in Serbia and spent her childhood summers surrounded by the seaside and mountain magic of Montenegro. She now lives in Boston, subsisting largely on cake, eyeliner and aerial yoga. She can be found on twitter as @LanaPopovicLit.

Can you tell us the meaning behind the title?

The book’s original title was Hibiscus Daughter, based on the twin nicknames Iris and Malina’s mother gave her daughters when they were little. However, it’s kind of an unwieldy title (I had a friend who was convinced I was writing something called Seabiscuit’s Daughter for a while, and was astonished that I apparently loved horses so much I was writing young adult lit about them), and when we started kicking alternates around, Stolen Like a Kiss and Wicked Like a Wildfire emerged as the favorites. I personally love all the connotations of “wicked” and the archetypes, positive and negative, that come with it, and given all the fire imagery involved–it could be argued that Iris is a fiery character overall–”wildfire” became the frontrunner.

How important was the setting of Montenegro to the story? You went back to visit, what elements of your visit made it into the book?

Montenegro, and specifically Cattaro (Kotor) and the mountain town of Zabljak, were such integral elements that they evolved into something close to characters. Cattaro is an ancient place, full of stunning imagery, iconic monasteries, and delicious food (the importance of which should never be underestimated), and I wanted to breathe some of the magic I felt there during my childhood summers into the book. All the places Iris and Malina visit, and the relics they see, are entirely real, and even their home is based on the little summer house my grandparents owned there.

In the acknowledgements you mention tweaking local stories and legends. Which one most inspired you?

I love the story behind the tapestry sewed by Jacinta Kunic-Mijovic, which is kept at Our Lady of the Rocks, a sailor’s votice shrine in the tiny fisherman’s city of Perast. The story goes that this sailor’s wife loved her husband so much that she wove an elaborate madonna and child tapestry while he was gone at sea–for 25 whole years, using silver and gold threads, and eventually her own hair. Towards the end, she went blind, and her husband never did come home to her. The fierce love, sacrifice, and ultimate tragedy of that story is woven throughout the sisters’ tale.

The female relationships in WlaW are so complex and imperfect. Which of the relationships was the most difficult to write, and the easiest?

I don’t have a sister myself, so writing a twin sister relationship was a challenging and fulfilling exercise in exploring how two women so closely entwined might relate to each other, both positively and destructively–so while it was technically the most difficult, it was also the most emotionally rewarding for me. I both adore and am heartbroken by fraught mother-daughter relationships (fortunately, not from personal experience!), so Jasmina and Iris’s thorny, almost abusive relationship was the easiest and also the most painful.

Your presentation of witchcraft seems quite unique. Can you explain what is meant by the terms Gleam and also ‘eating the moon’?

The gleam is the form of magic passed down through the girls’ ancient bloodline–the gift/curse of manipulating magic for the purpose of creating seductive beauty. Iris “blooms” gorgeous, fireworks-like fractals out of flowers, Malina sings others’ emotions in triple harmony, and their mother bakes scenery into decadent desserts. Of course, the potential of the gleam in embodying will and agency goes far beyond just making things pretty, as they later discover.

“Eating the moon” is a sweet, fairytale phrase the girls’ mother uses while the twins are little and she’s still training them, to describe the heightened experience of using the gleam together, as their own little coven.

You personify Death, make Beauty a gift or a curse and Love is explored in its pure and corrupted forms. What drew you to explore these three abstracts this way?

Personifying abstract concepts or turning them on their head is an easy way to delve more deeply into how we feel about these massive forces that hold such sway over our lives. Unfortunately, beauty is still a form of currency and power for women growing up in our world, and I wanted to dig into that intellectually while also inviting the reader to simply enjoy its many forms in a sensory way, through evoking enticing scents, tastes, and sights. As to Death, well, I believe it fascinates us all, especially when encountered in something like human form–something closer to what we can understand.

And love, while it may seem like an overused young adult trope, is what most of us build our lives around. I couldn’t imagine a story without it at the center, in all its many forms.

Nature, particularly flowers play a huge part in the story. Are you green-fingered. What flower is your favourite and why?

I wish I were! Alas, so far, my little globe of succulents is about the only plant I’ve ever had that hasn’t died a gory death. I’d love a little garden in the future, so maybe one of my new year’s resolutions will be to learn how to stop killing plants.

Morning glories are my favorite flower–and also my most elaborate tattoo. Their color is so dramatic (purple is also my favorite color), and that pale starburst at the center always makes me think of the divine.

With it being so close to Christmas what do you think Iris and Malina would get each other? And what gift do you least like to receive?

The girls don’t have much to spend on each other–and Christmas isn’t a particularly gift-oriented holiday in Eastern Europe–but they might exchange little tokens of affection; maybe Iris finds the perfect kitschy little locket for Malina at the open air market, while Malina teams up with Luka to buy Iris a rare flower.

The only kind of gift I don’t especially enjoy receiving is a certificate or coupon for something, because I’m eight years old in my soul, and I love the ceremony of gleefully tearing open wrapping paper and opening boxes.

Huge thanks to Lana for an excellent interview. Wicked Like a Wildfire and the conclusion to the duology Fierce Like a Firestorm will be our next year. For US readers only there is a giveaway (a copy of the book and swag pack of a bookmark and a perfume sample). To enter share a link to this interview on twitter tagging in @LanaPopvicLit and @kirstyes and tell us in what way you are Wicked Like a Wildfire. I’ll randomly select a winner on Boxing Day.

Check out the debut author bash schedule here.