August 1st 2011 – A Commentary on the Loss of Innocence

(I credit the first three verses to whoever came up with them originally)

Pinch, Punch
First of the Month
No Return

A Flick and a Kick
For Being So Quick
No Return

A Punch in the Eye
For Being So Sly
No Return

A Stab in the Back
So How’s About That
No Return

A Shot to the Head
See Now You’re Dead
And Can’t Return!

(This idea came to me in the shower this morning – where do your ideas hit you?)