Category Archives: Author Interviews

Happy Geek Girl Launch Day Holly

Huge congratulations to Holly Smale on the launch of Geek Girl today. Not only was I lucky enough to interview Holly for the blog but I was invited to meet her at a book bloggers’ party last Sunday.

Holly and her team from HarperCollins were wonderful and made us all feel very welcome into the weird alien lightbulb cocoon basement at The Book Club bar in London.

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Weird Alien lightbulb ceiling

We were fed mini macaroons and cupcakes and given goodie bags including a lovely fresh copy of Geek Girl which Holly kindly signed for us all (with my Sharpie – note to Holly’s team – get the girl a multicolour pack of Sharpies – she will love you for it).

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The goodie bag contents – love the hanger paperclip, the badges and the shiny copy of Geek Girl.

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Yes I will most definitely Geek On! I can’t do anything else, it’s who I am.

There was a bit of a chair malfunction when Holly sat to talk to us about the origins of Geek Girl (as well us telling us which countries Harriet will visit in the sequels).

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Where’s Holly gone? (Otherwise known as I think the cushion’s a bit soft!)

As a writer and aspiring published author it was great to hear Holly’s passion for her story and for her characters.

Holly was a bit of a maverick when securing her agent but sensibly she told us to make sure we have written the whole book before sending it out. I also loved that she told me to write the story I want to. I just have to hope mine sells too.

I have started a bolt.it collection for Holly’s blog tour posts which you can find here.

Photo taken of Holly and us all just before we had to say goodbye

Photo taken of Holly and us all just before we had to say goodbye

And to start the day my mate Jay and I took a geeky trip to Platform 9 3/4!

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Geek Girl Blog Tour – Author Holly Smale’s Geekiest Traits

I am delighted to be kicking off the blog tour for Holly Smale’s Geek Girl with a Q&A about her geekiest traits.

You can see a list of the other stops on the tour on the list below and I posted my review of the wonderful funny Geek Girl here.

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Hi Holly, congratulations on the book and thanks for answering my questions about your geekiest traits. Firstly I’m very pleased that being a geek is now seen in a more desirable light.

Thank you! Me too! The first time I ever got called a “geek” – when I was about seven years old – I cried for about three days. Now people are proudly buying T-shirts with the word emblazoned across it. It’s an amazing turn-around.

When did you first start to accept and be proud of your geekiness? When did you let your inner geek out?

I’ve always let my inner geek out without actually meaning to: that’s kind of what Geek Girl is about. I remember when I was eleven obliviously telling my brand new class that my “favourite single” was The Dying Swan by Tchaikovsky, and getting mocked mercilessly for the next three hours. There’s never been any hiding my inner geek, sadly: it’s really quite gobby.

It took a really long time to be proud of it, though, and I probably didn’t really come to terms with who I was until my late-twenties. I sometimes still struggle with parts of my own particular brand of geekiness, though. It’s fine that I recite Shakespeare when I’ve had too many glasses of wine and sometimes dribble a bit when I laugh: it’s not so fine when my social awkwardness leads me to say hugely embarrassing things and stops me making friends, or when I get overly verbose and irritate people. It’s more a case of acceptance, really. That shy, nervous little geek in me will always be there, so I just try to be kind to her instead of shouting at her all the time.

I have a feeling that being a writer potentially predisposes us to geekiness  (e.g. stationery and smelling books). What are your writerly geeky traits?

All of them. Book shops and libraries are where I immediately go when I’m stressed, or anxious, or overexcited, or physically lost. There’s something about the smell and potential of them that makes me feel both calm and a bit tingly. I also have the normal writer’s Stationery Habit: I buy dozens of beautiful pens and notepads to “write things”, and then end up scribbling ideas on the back of supermarket receipts because I don’t want to ruin them.

Oh, and lists. I’m a list-freak. I have one right in front of me right now. Answering this question is on it. (*Leans forwards and triumphantly crosses it off*)

To me geekiness is akin to passion and addiction. What addictions and passions do you have? What would you happily lose sleep to do?

Books are my main passion, and also what keep me up at night: it’s physically impossible for me to choose being unconscious over a good story. If I haven’t read or written anything in a while I get narky, and depressed, and twitchy, and I shout at people I don’t know very well. I think that’s a pretty universal sign of addiction to anything.

Do you think Twitter helps to feed your inner geek because it’s the perfect place for a geek up with others that may share our bizarre obsessions?

Twitter feeds EVERYTHING, doesn’t it? It gives people a place to meet and communicate about things they love, and that can be a great thing, but I also think it can be an obsession in itself. I’ve actually found myself refreshing my Twitter feed in the cinema, during quite a good film. That’s the problem with geeks/obsessive people: there are no limits to the things you can become obsessed by.

Do you think that the growing acceptance of geeks demonstrates a growing acceptance of difference in general?

I hope so. I remember when I was young that “normal” felt quite limited: you either ticked the box, or you didn’t. Now a lot of our biggest icons in every area of life – film, books, music, fashion – seem to be constantly pushing the boundaries of what that word means, and it encourages people to be whoever they want to be. That has to be a good thing. I just really hope it spreads as far as the people who struggle the most to “fit in”. I’d hate for Geekiness to become such a cool trend that isolates insecure or awkward people even more, because then it’s doing the opposite of what it’s supposed to do.

Finally down to the nitty gritty

Who would you happily stalk and why?

Ryan Gosling. There’d be so many of us I’d have lots of other people to talk to. And he’d never see me.

Geekiest book choice

A Brief History of Time, by Stephen Hawking. I’m nowhere near smart enough to understand all of it, but I find it fascinating.

Geekiest song choice

Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky. Still.

Geekiest menu

My favourite coffee: Starbucks Medium Cappuccino, extra hot with soya milk and two pumps of Almond Syrup (not four) and less froth and extra chocolate sprinkles. Every single time I ask for it I can see the person behind the counter trying not to punch me.

Geekiest outfit (feel free to share a picture)

My mum’s holey tracksuit bottoms, thermal vest, thermal leggings, a beige jumper that doesn’t fit my dad anymore and cheap grey NHS glasses that make me look “like an old lady” (I won’t share a picture because I don’t want your readers to combust with jealousy at just how vampy and glamorous I am.)

Geekiest trait of all

Getting overexcited and writing overly-long answers on Q and A quizzes.

Feel free to add anything else geeky that you’d like to be loud and proud about.

I hate Star Trek, I don’t read comics and I know nothing about computers. So there you go.

A huge thank you to Holly for sharing this insight with me – she truly is a geek after my own heart.

So dear readers what are your geekiest traits?

Geek Girl by Holly Smale is out on 28th February, published by HarperCollins Children’s Books, £6.99 (PB).  Also available in e-book formats.

‘Freaks’ out today

‘Freaks’ By Caroline Smailes & Nik Perring, illustrated by Darren Craske is released today and can be purchased in print (looking forward to my copy arriving) and e-book on Amazon (Amazon Affiliate sponsored links).

From the Press Release:

Dedicated ‘To all who, if only for a moment, felt that they didn’t belong’, FREAKS is a unique collection of short stories with comic book style illustrations.

Darkly humorous these stories explore the more disturbing consequences of ordinary, flawed human beings obtaining superpowers.

A bizarre collection of short stories, each featuring a character with an unusual superpower.

FREAKS taps into the current growth in popularity of short stories and fascination with imperfect super heroes, as seen in recent film Chronicles and Channels 4’s cult series Misfits.

Meet The Photocopier, a woman who can reproduce herself at will and attempts to teach her daughter to do the same. The man who can break his way into his lovers dream and the woman in My Little Pony pants who likes to be ridden like a Pony.

Over fifty freaks and misfits feature in this unforgettable book. A unique collaboration between three popular writers, the stories are written by Caroline Smailes (Like Bees to Honey) and Nik Perring (Not So Perfect) and illustrated by Darren Craske, a comic book artist and author of The Cornelius Quaint Chronicles. Stories aren’t credited so the reader is left to guess which is written by Caroline or Nik.
FREAKS will appeal to contemporary fiction, short story and graphic novel fans alike.

The cover has been designed by leading movie poster designer Sam Bennett.

Did you read the first line – it’s been dedicated to me! I recognise that feeling.

Today my lovely blog readers I can share with you one of the stories and an illustration as a taster of what lies in store.

Invisible 

[Super Power: The ability to make oneself unseen to the naked eye]

If I stay totally still,

if I stand right tall,

with me back against the school wall,

close to the science room’s window,

with me feet together,

pointing straight,

aiming forward,

if I make me hands into tight fists,

make me arms dead straight,

 if I push me arms into me sides,

if I squeeze me thighs,

stop me wee,

if me belly doesn’t shake,

if me boobs don’t wobble,

if I close me eyes tight,

so tight that it makes me whole face scrunch,

if I push me lips into me mouth,

if I make me teeth bite me lips together,

if I hardly breathe,

if I don’t say a word.

Then,

I’ll magic meself invisible,

and them lasses will leave me alone.

My favourite story so far is ‘Betty’ (The ability to travel through time) but ‘I want you to ride me like a pony’ means my childhood self will never be able to look at My Little Pony in the same way again (I loved the film with the smooze).

Over on Nik’s blog is a competition that will be run on Twitter today asking you what your ideal superpower would be.

My answer was:

My ideal super power would be to write stories that would combat any problem – my words would fly from the page and sort out whatever was up. They would plug a leak, create an opportunity when everything seems hopeless etc.

I will also be interviewing the wonderful Nik about this in the near future so please do pop back – but in the meantime click on the picture below (or links at the top of the post) to get your copy.